May the fourth

yes, yes it is.

No it would be revenge of the sixth. Because your hangover on the sixth will vengeful.

No its mayo de cinco

I vote for Revenge of the fifth... Of Jack~

Why is this not a thing? It needs to be a thing

Yes because it of course lands on a monday

Someone wrote this all over the board at my school

Every month has a fifth but not everyone month is May the fourth

Yes and then Return of the Sixth