Guys. The unbelievable happened. I actually got this at school.

Well, you're pretty so I don't doubt it.

Guys, just so you know, I actually do know who gave it to me. He wasn't the one to hand it to me, but the person who did said, "Hey, Joey told me to give this to you." Apparently he says he made a bunch of them and gave them to a lot of people, but there is no documented proof of this that I have seen. He said it was because we're "math buddies".

I gave this same valentine to my friend.