Totally me, If I had a boyfriend

Are they kidding? Skulls make much better candle holders than cereal bowls. And they add great authenticity to interior decorating.

I spent a long time picturing an autotuned Jesus.

If you had a boyfriend he'd probably do it himself

You know everyday things.

Seems legit

These "escalated quickly" girlfriend posts get me every time xD

cant imagine why you dont have a boyfriend

So me

Okaii, that is strange...