that explains her blue nitrile powder-free gloves.

if i'd done this i would have thrown in a single character from star trek just to troll fans.

"as a child" pfft.

i think if they didn't make adoption nearly impossible it would be much more normal. my friend who couldn't conceive managed to conceive before they could get anywhere in adoption.

while i disagree so strongly with the ones about bras and eyeliner, i cannot put enough emphasis on the call your grandma. you always think there will be more time. next thing you know you are regretting forever letting her die without just sometimes telling her how your day went, which would have made her year.

if only my old pants would ALSO fit on the moon.

bah, i might open a bathroom door with a paper towel, but i really dgaf about my friends saliva* maybe touching something i eat. just pick the fullest one and drink on.
*unless they are sick. then fuck you and your gross nasty spit.

as i scroll i keep opening the comments to see peoples input on what i just read just to find i already ready all the comments. also, i can verify one does not need to get anywhere near any weed for white women to prefer dark delicious men kthx.

this one annoys me each time i see it, there have always been girls who dress riskier than others, and half the time the same person will dress both ways. just auughh wear nothing if nothing makes you happy cover all your skin if covering all your skin makes you happy. you get people wanting to ban burkas to protect women and people wanting to ban showing skin to protect women, the whole thing is bananas. let people show as much or as little skin as they please and fuck right off.

ahhh its always the same sidewalk why doesnt the city just put a few cement poles up to stop this nonsense?