Jayne M Junemann

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This is pure evil 7 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
wait "left out" ? what sort of scenario is this? like, i know in most work breakrooms ive ever had, if you left it on the tables, it was to share. this looks like its sitting on a long table. so if you leave food on a breakroom and people eat it, its really your own fault, this goes double for things like bags of candy, since we all get a piece of pizza on a plate is owned but bags of things really look like its for sharing.
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Rofl 30 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
yall are bananas. assuming all these slights, when the scenario presented in the image is that the reason asparagus is good is because its cooked in bacon grease.... its not saying it was done on purpose, i see the basic scenario as maybe even being a heads up that if you are eating it for vegan reasons, hey, make sure its not cooked in bacon, since more non vegans eat asparagus, its a pretty simple concept that it would be made like this to simply make it yummy.
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This would be hella cute 53 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
#4 = facebook
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I hate food trends 25 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
avoiding anything wil cause weight loss because simply worrying about what you makes you eat better in almost all categories, carbs, calories, salt etc etc etc its why even stupid diets work to a degree
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Where tectonic plates meet in Iceland. 6 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
oo i see it now, at least, a small row
Beautiful example of a python exhibiting the "piebald" mutation 6 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
come on over i will show you ;)
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I for one, enjoy being a straight female. Fight me about it 36 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
it means you feel you are the gender your birth body matches with
Long hair problems 13 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i got the greasy problem. i am more likely to shower because my hair is gross and looks like im dirty as hell than i am because i've sweat any, due to my hair lookin icky long before the rest my body needs a wash
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When I hear that the water in my region "has traces of cocaine and other drugs" 17 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
... half the fun of local terms is trying to correct people from other regions. am 99.99% sure they were being silly. Incidentally i am from wisconsin so the whole pop/soda/sodapop thing is a big fricken deal cuz we use all three.
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I need this now!! 7 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
god i didnt even see the fact it was a video and i was like wtf how do you know hes eating?
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When people keep upvoting reposts to the front page 10 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
is it really so awful to just scroll past it? like i could see if it literally knocked out other posts but its just a blip in and among other posts...
Syrian family celebrating wedding in a half-destroyed Homs' church 10 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i love falling apart buildings so that might influence my opinion here, but that church being half gone makes this better
He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks so happy! 9 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
aww i find blindsnakes in the garden sometimes they are toooo cute <3
"I thought you guys were exaggerating. Got my first cat this weekend" 10 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
thats a really pretty kitty
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Me trying to solve a problem 4 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
all of life, represented by pokemon...
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Some people never grow up 2 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
this shits adorable. i hope im n an adorable old couple like this some day.
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Trueeeee 25 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
the true equivalent to this would be free birth control. like, my insurance pays for mine, but the price went up, cuz last time i got my one month it said "your insurance saved you 137.27" that means if you did not have insurance that's how much that shit costs for one freakin month, and that's unreasonable. even when you buy condoms a box of like 32 is 14.99!
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CLUCK CLUCK MOTHAF*CKAS 9 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
plus on top of all the science reasons and explanations given in movies, it was a sequel, they kinda had to keep the dinosaurs similar to before
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This is what people with big ear gauges do when they want to fix their ears 2 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
had to close it at "cut out a piece here cut out a piece here cut out a piece here"
I hate food trends 25 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
aspartame tastes so awful i don't understand why it became a thing. i don't like fake sweeteners for the simple fact it makes your body expect its getting real sugar while re-enforcing the whole craving for sugar to begin with, but that's part of why i tried to emphasize the notion of not really agreeing that diet is better.
Double standards 16 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
uhhh i feel like it was pretty obvious i was referring to the notion of a dating couple creating their own kids, but still, most good men, in a relationship, take care of existing kids as if they were their own children as well, but as i feel was implied throughout my posts, both people ought to be doing things to care for all children. but good job trying to create an argument out of thin air? any household consisting of two adults and minors, it is up to the adults to everything in their power to care for the minors, no matter the parentage of any of the minors.
Beautiful example of a python exhibiting the "piebald" mutation 6 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
traits are brought on by mutations... hell everythinngggg that changes an organism from an original copy is a mutation..
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Like, you'd cry &/or hit me 10 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
when i play this mental game i like to imagine different versions.. like oly your surface thoughts can be heard, so you COULD train yourself to hold the thoughts deeper, or the other end where everything crossing your mind could be instantly understood by a nearby person.
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I hate food trends 25 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i get so tired of hearing about diet soda "not making it better" its just to make it less bad, no one thinks they are negating a burger by drinking a diet soda. without even opening the "is diet really even better" debate, its simply someone making a less bad choice. like washing down a whole pizza you meant to save half of for tmw with a glass of water.
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When I hear that the water in my region "has traces of cocaine and other drugs" 17 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
well thats one way to get me to stop drinking soda
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