one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Eyup. Pretty much every night. 42 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 8 years ago
If... if it isn't... We're in trouble, aren't we? *glances around surreptitiously*
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Eyup. Pretty much every night. 42 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 8 years ago
Oh my god yes all the time.
Except I do it while I'm awake.
"If this was a horror movie right now, I reckon she'd be the first to die..."
"Could I stab someone with this? I reckon I'd have to approach the guy from this angle..."
"Wow imagine if..."
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Except I do it while I'm awake.
"If this was a horror movie right now, I reckon she'd be the first to die..."
"Could I stab someone with this? I reckon I'd have to approach the guy from this angle..."
"Wow imagine if..."
THE PUNS ARE SOOOO TERRIBLE 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 8 years ago
Haha, you should really get that checked out, if my jokes are afflicting you that badly, Eye mean eye know they just keep getting cornea and cornea, but you don't have to LASH OUT.
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THE PUNS ARE SOOOO TERRIBLE 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 8 years ago
Eye for one think they're very amusing.
Perhaps I should /contact/ a doctor.
Perhaps I should /contact/ a doctor.
they know it now, NOOOO... 27 comments
THE PUNS ARE SOOOO TERRIBLE 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 8 years ago
Well I think we'd all better just /look out/ for these puns, you /see/, they like to sneak up in your /blind/ spots.
Help. My pun making is a disease.
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Help. My pun making is a disease.
The tail of this cat is my spirit animal 5 comments
Shrek is love, Skrek is life. 26 comments
this is really sad 35 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 8 years ago
Dooo not feeed the troooolll.
Sorry Garlog. I am. Badwolf was not asserting you were American, if you wanted a direct answer to your yes or no question. She said that. Thank you sir and good day.
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Sorry Garlog. I am. Badwolf was not asserting you were American, if you wanted a direct answer to your yes or no question. She said that. Thank you sir and good day.
THE PUNS ARE SOOOO TERRIBLE 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 8 years ago
People ask me how I see myself in five years-
Come on guys, /I/ don't HAVE 2020 vision.
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Edited 8 years ago
Come on guys, /I/ don't HAVE 2020 vision.
This has a nice "ring" to it 9 comments
This has a nice "ring" to it 9 comments
Bird blender or solar wind bridge 9 comments
All my grandkids on FS need to chill 64 comments
He Really Does 9 comments
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, till the very next day 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 8 years ago
The man said, "No, like I told you yesterday- all we sell is lemonade! Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
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The duck said, "I'll pass."
IM SO SORRY FOR NOT GOING 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 8 years ago
*tentatively pulls out snake cake* We... we could have... another party? Undercoverk, you're invited! Everyone's invited! *guiltily glances at the adorable snake*
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I struggled with this for years 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 8 years ago
I /always/ remember the fanbulance. I /drive/ the fanbulance. Now, just relax, I'm going to check for concussion- count backwards from Capldi, for me? If not, try picturing Jared Pade-what's-its hair from seasons one through ten, that calms people down. We'll get you to St Bart's soon, and I'll get Molly to take a look at you. *pulls out Narnian healing cordial*
LOVE weird people like this 12 comments
I struggled with this for years 11 comments
Mercutio,
Tybalt,
Paris,
Romeo,
and Juliet. I think that's in order, too...