How to get a restraining order 101

Ahh yes.... at
1.47am :)

Suck on them toes

Untitled duck game

So like 2 of my managers are married and have vaccinations every 2-3 months
She comes into work tanned af
He comes into work green af

Porn

tbh I would want to have 1 biological child myself in a few years but I dont really care for a romantic relationship myself. And most guys I know are v annoying/ creepy

Theres only myself(20) and younger) brother(18), and our parents have always expected me to work for things.. and he got things when he asked for them. :(

WHAT TEAM?

Uh uh... turns out someone is pregnant

Spot the pedo

All of their hands look tiny

Inflation is a thing tho?

Me telling my mom to stfu: x.x

AColleague of mine swears every 3rd word... She'd be fried in 15minutes

Lmao I did that... but we were a poor family. .. so I didnt say anything

Mittens

Lmao I watched the film a few months ago and this is what greeted me the next day while I was walking my dog

Why would you need to hide water tho?

'Kidnapped'

One of my colleagues started to bleed 3hours into our shift... went to the hospital, turns out she went into labour. .. the baby was born 3 months prematurely, but found out the baby was healthy and alive :-)