You’re right! But they were legal immigrants. No problem with immigrants coming to America LEGALLY.

A buddy officially spends way too much time worrying about what other people are doing.

Competitive COD 2v2 on....GameCube controllers? This is the image from when cops responded to a noise complaint and ended up playing Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Why change the game in the story?

So a robot revolution of Benders.

I still haven’t.

Of course I know him. He’s me.

Relatives at thanksgiving: "Why don't you have kids, and why aren't you graduated?
Me: "You such a damned monster!"

Should be Norsism

Or....ya know, don’t grab the cat’s face like that.

I once quit a job at a call center and a year later accidentally got an interview at the same place.

That’s depressing.

Assuming that all white people hate black people is, in fact, racist.

Would you like to possibly get robbed? Because that's how you possibly get robbed.