grownupapple

grownupapple

*insert life story*
grownupapple Report User

*slaps printer in face* OF COURSE I NEED TO PRINT IT

*slaps printer in face* OF COURSE I NEED TO PRINT IT

only real humans have cucumber flowers around their face

only real humans have cucumber flowers around their face

a REAL friend brings you watermelon

a REAL friend brings you watermelon

simon says you can't sing

simon says you can't sing

people have hair

people have hair

all while the entire class stares at you

all while the entire class stares at you

*a single tear rolls down my cheek*

*a single tear rolls down my cheek*

I was also wonderin can I touch yer shaved head

I was also wonderin can I touch yer shaved head

oh wow such beautiful

oh wow such beautiful

how many of u actually sang the song though

how many of u actually sang the song though