As long as I can carry some form of self defence and can dress up as Death/ Baron Samedi or a really cool Day of the Dead (sugar skull kind not the horror film kind) costume then yeah go for it.
Bitch I would do it for half that. Just pop some headphones in. That way you can hear all the creepy sounds. Btw what would one be doing for work in a cemetery at night?
Unequivocally and almost without qualification- yes. There is very little I wouldn't do for $100k a month, you could retire for life after a few years of work.
100k a month? shit if i don't have to dig holes ill do it for 50k a year. Nice peaceful quiet job what's not to like? Some people are scared of the dead body buried there but there only humans this place was covered in dinosaurs at one time go for a walk and you could be walking of a T-rex corps now that's scary. Zombies would be a hell of a lot scarier if they were dinosaurs zombies.
Lol. In real life? No. Nowhere near that. But you can make a decent living most places as a coroner, mortician, or similar and with realtively little schooling. Bonus points because the user name matches the post so well.
When I worked for Ford Motor Company, I drove a coroner home bc he dropped off a vehicle. He told me the very first time he picked up a body, it was in the back of the van in a body bag. The Person had been dead for hours. All of sudden the body sat straight up in the body bag. He said he freaked out so bad he swerved and hit a tree. Apparently dead bodies can still have severe muscle spasms after death.
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