If only it was socially acceptable

I'd wear it even if it wasn't. I'm so pale that any sun on my skin for more than 30 minutes without spf 80 would make me burn

It's an extra sensory organ

And fly away!

do you guys think he maybe need to compensate something? ;>

Me in the summer

Why is nobody considering this to be a massive workout? "Oh yeah, I'd wear this" Well pump those irons and do them squats, kiddos. That ain't made of foam.

DOES NO ONE NOTICE THE RANDOM PALE (women's?) LEGS WITHOUT A TOP HALF