which attracts more boys: milkshakes, or cold ones?

Try milk tea
I recommend Hong Kong or Taiwan milk tea
Both are good

How I know you're telling the truth. You could be lying to me. I bet that stuff us actually nestea
(Ba dum tiss)

Eh they are stores for milk tea like coffee store but it's milk tea
$3-5 for a fucking cup of milk tea
I honestly never buy those myself

Well, as long as I'm not a boy

It's not milkshake

Good, because only silly boys go for milkshakes.
Unless the song is referring to boobs, which in that case I would more so call them "tatas" over "milkshakes"

But milkshake tastes good
Boobs also taste good when they don't have milk
Human milk doesnt taste very nice

I bet your tatas taste fine

It does
I'm me, I taste amazing all over

Mind if I have a taste?

Hahahaha that's straightforward af

So's my di*boing-oing-oing-oing*

Chuckles* yea but I don't know that, do I

Only one way to find out
*Holds you*

Is held* eh what do you have in your pretty head, dick

Experiments!

Experiment what?

On you

How? What are ya gonna do to/on me

Experiment

Oh uhm alrighty