When we had a lone baby chick that the mum didn't want, it ended up sleeping in my cleavage to keep warm xD turned out to be a normal chicken (aside from being a spoiled brat) so the boob method is definitely a good method.
Storytime: A few days after my shit fiasco i was in the hospital because I almost literally shit my guts out. While in the hospital my mom came home from studying tiger penises in the jungle. She brought me back a pet snake. I loved the that snake. I named it slither and suck (based on the porno me and my friends are planning to make). A few months after receiving my pet I went over to it's tank to play with it and it was gone. I looked everywhere for it until I realized that D (my dog named after dick put my parents though it meant dog) was gone too. Me and my parents looked everywhere and couldn't find them. Eventually we went all the way to the woods behind our house and right in front of the pedo tree (story for another time) was D with S and S biting his D... Now, I loved my snake but nobody, and I mean NOBODY fucks with my D. D was running around in circles and the snake was spinning super fast. It was like a helicopter but the blades on the bottom and without the flying (1/2)
(2/2) probably just as loud too. Eventually we finally got the snake off my dog's dick and killed the son of a bitch. My mom (being the dumb cunt that she is) thought the snake was harmless. D died a few hours later from poison.
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