SJW f*ckery

Eh I was a tumor baby because I tried to kill myself in the womb
How can you even try to kill your mom in that ?

Pre-eclampsia. Raised her blood pressure.

I made my mom fat in the womb. And then they cut me out with a rusty spoon.
Or something like that. My mom tends to exaggerate when it comes to the pain I've caused her.

I just didn't want to come out. I must have loved it in there

I came out butt first. And blue. Because I almost suffocated