This would make a great movie/book plot

And then the boy died of carpal tunnel syndrome as he had been sitting still for 21 hours with a book in his hand.

I would read it.

I'd read it up to where I am now.

"Fuck don't remind me of that"
"How fucking stupid was I"
"I can't believe I did that"
"I should kill myself"
"Jesus"

Because he's rad

I'd skip to the ending.

The person at the end has their priorities straight.

No I wouldn't start reading it id follow the guy then proceed to fuck him