When I came to the country, they handed me this baby eagle that I was told I had to raise, and nourish, and etc., so my transition would be more "enjoyable", they told me the eagle would make me feel more American, and with time I would be really used to the feeling of freedom. Later on, I attached this tiny little replica of the Liberty Bell to him, so far I think i'm going in the right track.
You forget the crucial point. The menu in America School is deep fried. Not only is your freedom deep fried so you can carry it around next to your eagle buddy, but so is your football, and American Flag
My eagle was born with a tattoo of the US flag. It also has the power to conjure sparklers. It's now the size of my american pride and can pick up any terrorist and drop them from the heights of freedom
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