At least people will believe me now that the scar on my leg is from geese teeth when I show them this. (I know they're not technically teeth, but still, look at those motherfuckers!)
In no uncertain terms geese are the assholes of the animal kingdom! They are mean, filthy and territorial. I would sooner stare down a charging bull with a rolled up newspaper then tangle with one goose!
But seriously, ya they are aggressive, but unless your a small child, you are easily ten times the size of that thing, those "teeth" aren't all that dangerous. They act tough because it can scare most animals, even if they are larger. If anything doesn't run away and advances towards em back, they get scared themselves.
As one who actually raises geese, I say that grabbing them by the neck and giving them a quick shake is all that's needed. Sure they'll still hiss and charge but then you turn around to them and those fuckers back off.
Why the fuck don't people know that? There was a park in my hometown and the pond was filled with ducks and geese. The geese are like bitchy old men. They bite.
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