Oh my freakin word, in my country there is actually a children's song that goes : "A turtle walks across the street, I picked him up and he wet me." Never in my life thought it was actually a true story! xD
This actually happened to me; we were on the way home and my Dad spotted a turtle in the middle of the freeway. We stopped and I ran out and picked it up. We wanted to take it home because we had just finished building a pond. The turtle was fine until we got back up to speed, about 60mph, then it decided to pee on me, so I held it out the passenger window until it was done. We got it home, none the worse for wear but I can't imagine what was going through it's mind flying down the road at 60, three feet above the pavement, while emptying it's bladder.
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