This was me in 2nd grade, except I am a girl. And I sent a letter to some physicists asking about how black holes warped time. Never got s reply though.
Now lookee here you dumb little cracker, don't you be trying to out razzle ma dazzle the Chief High Science Booty Poobah, Missuh Neil De Greasy Tyson! Dumb lil honky, why he don know nuthin' bout no high faluttin' matmatics. I betche cant even say his bananamatics past 5 gozintas. Here, lemme drop de ed-u-ma-ca-shun on you: one banana can gozintas 5 bananas, 5 times. Two, now two bananas, can gozintas 5 bananas two times wit a lil bit left over. Now you put that little bit in yor pocket and saves it for later, mebbe you might need to flavor sum kool-ade or sumtin. YeeHaW! Back up de white wimmen!
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