I'm crying

*In my nieces sassy black voice* "She needs Jesus in her life."

Why not both?

I read the second part in the voice of a sassy gospel singer

I read that bottom part in the voice of a black lady from Alabama

Or stay in bed...

Or you could skip church and do something productive

the power of god compels you

I wouldn't just do him on Sundays

"Kanyewesticle" That's it. The best tumblr url I've ever seen.

Unless you don't go to church and have another religion/culture where you pray somewhere else

and by Lord you mean Loki