Can't believed my wife said this to me just now

better than "the diamond is too small, you don't love me"

I think i'm the only girl in the world who doesn't want a diamond or any stone on my ring. My mother always scratches me with hers and I don't want to inflict the same pain on others accidentally. That shit hurts.

I'd be fine with a Ring Pop

This has to be the number one supreme, don't-even-bother-trying-to-compete, ultimate first world problem.