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Pixar facts 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's BnL, not B&L
This is something I would do. Unfortunately. 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Smooth move exlax
As a practical guy, I wonder how difficult it would be to keep this clean 25 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Not to mention that that is something along the lines of a $3000 plus geode.
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I got all giddy and shit. [fixed] 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This actually happened to me. I was reaching for the door while looking/talking to someone behind me. Unbeknownst to me, a friend who happened to be well endowed in the chesticular area opened the the door first and I got a handful of boob. Had a groping session for a good 5+ seconds before my brain processed just what I was holding and I nearly snapped my neck spinning my head around. At which point she nearly fell on the floor laughing at me.
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Poor baby~ 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm in Seattle; the clouds are peeing on me.
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I don't regret it 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I met this women when i was 19; she was several years older than me. We got married when I was 21. We've now been married 21 years and I still love her dearly.
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Naked 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well, that escalated slowly.
We gonna party 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Are you sure that's not port wine cheese?
So much traffic 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You should not have a drivers license.
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Forever and always 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well, this explains a lot about the majority of the current generation; fake and empty headed.
I woke up like this ! 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I like girls with curly hair; especially when they wake up like this.
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Lol phoebe such a nerd 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I've never been baked, but I have been toasted and fried.
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Y'all got no heart 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Dear diary: jackpot.
Peppy the Inspirational Cat by October Jones 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What the hell, man?
Thoughts people had while in the shower... 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
No; clapping your hands is like high fiving yourself - Barney Stinson
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Too ffff-ing loud 22 comments
guest · 10 years ago
HOOOOOONNNKK!
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So true 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
No, it's a dory fish :)
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This stipulation, I like it. 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
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We still have time 32 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Found another one.
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The dog is terrified 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I can see why; it looks like he's planning on driving.
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Scott disick 39 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Is that why her head keeps getting smaller?
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Darwin awards 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yes.
0 for 7. 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I like barbeque sauce on my chicken and pork chops but mayo on the burgers. Does this count for anything?
Either way it's nice 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
YOLO - You Obviously Like Owls
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I think its time to move planet... 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
We're doomed
This is how you use a Dyson fan in a hot office 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You would think if they can afford a dyson fan, they could afford air conditioning
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Ship just got sunk 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's his masturbation arm.
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There are two types of robbers 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I don't think beginners are that articulate.