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American public education system in a nutshell 72 comments
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· 10 years ago
I remember my friend got in trouble for doodling during class...he was taking notes in Japanese.
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How Much I Have To Pee Throughout A Movie 8 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I can't even drink ANYTHING during the movie or I'll be pissing the whole time.
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How Much I Have To Pee Throughout A Movie 8 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Mine graph would like more like a giant increase in need right before the giant climactic battle scene where the enemy turns out to his father or something like that.
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Damn kids 6 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Jesus, what rich high school do you go to that you have a weather broadcast? We were lucky to get yearbooks made!
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Finally 16 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Ya cause the international court of justice is so effective at keeping their laws. lol just reminds me of Team America: Hans Blix: I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me see your whole palace, or else...
Kim Jong-il: Or erse what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very, very angry with you... And we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
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Kim Jong-il: Or erse what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very, very angry with you... And we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
How they look 11 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
But your point has nothing to do with how they are also a terrorist organization and enemies of the united states. Do you really think we should just leave them alone?
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Whattttt? 8 comments
It's hard to be happy and smart 17 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Well, that just means people need to do more self reflection. Once you find out what makes you happy, it's VERY easy to be happy.
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Whattttt? 8 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I couldn't believe it because it didn't fucking matter. Who gives a crap what his sexuality was, it had absolutely no bearing on the story whatsoever.
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It's hard to be happy and smart 17 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I beg to differ. I believe that it's easy to have fun and be smart. (And don't even try to pull the ole "well, you're not really smart then.")
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Just like us 10 comments
oh USA, you so funny 24 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
H.W. Fowler wrote, "Fall is better on the merits than autumn, in every way: it is short, Saxon (like the other three season names), picturesque; it reveals its derivation to every one who uses it, not to the scholar only, like autumn."
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oh USA, you so funny 24 comments
So I want this.....like a lot! 9 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Ooooooooooohhhhhhh! Better idea, make that into a bookcase/doorway into a bigger room! Then it'll be bigger on the inside! Doubly bigger if the room is filled with books! And pillows!
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It's not just a tree 18 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Now, now, now, how do we KNOW that tree was cut down by a human? It could've been a beaver with a chainsaw for all we know!
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British problems 24 comments
You prolly a hoe 36 comments
If you're a tom then sorry. That's my personal opinion 46 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Well strictly speaking, there are ethically/morally wrong (wrong meaning bad/hateful/negative) opinions.
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You prolly a hoe 36 comments
ladies, 13 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Believe it or not, most guys that get "friendzoned" are too dumb to even REALIZE they're in the friendzone. I definitely agree, that guys who label themselves as "friendzoned" were just trying to get laid, but those other dumb guys genuinely believe that doing all those nice things will get them a girlfriend/life partner, not just sexed up.
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And Still Not As Big As a Blue Whale 9 comments
Amazing breakfast 7 comments
Mother of God... 29 comments
Let's compare, who wore it better? 17 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Is her forehead supposed to have that weird bump? Never noticed that before.
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Incredible for camping 7 comments
Crazy. 4 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
That's not really true. A lot of people with severe mental illness know that something is wrong, but they can't control it.
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You got caught. You just never knew 4 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
At least you didn't have your mom burst in on you mid stroke and have to close the laptop real fast and pretend like you just startled and that's why you jumped up all the sudden.
Certified suicide expert 2 comments
Truth 6 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Our clothes are also ugly, holy crap that's ugly, and why the hell did you even come into the store?
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IT IS REAL!!!! 8 comments
Becoming an adult 3 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Little clue: you don't REALLY become an adult when you turn 18...philosophically speaking of course.
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People actually live like this 13 comments
One ticket on the feelicopter through feelsville 13 comments
I thought I'd share a story. 7 comments
Jack Sparrow approves 9 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Why the heck are the early childhood spells all jacked up rhymes, but the real spells that work are all "aqueous rumous!"?
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I didn't know such a thing existed 7 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
If my kids asked me about this, I would ask them what day their birthday is on. Then I would tell them to STFU. hahahaha