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If a male octopus hits another octopus with a penis, is it sexual assault?

Very sad. Much cry. Many feel. wow

I BELIEVE I CAN THE SKYYYYYYY

then what are all those stories of men getting their dick shit on?

"Fuck! it needs CPR!"
"Blow!"
"Blow!"
*Nintendo start up sound*

I have a whole fucking room just for legos

It's not a profile pic

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BUT IT JUST TURNED OUT IT WAS AIDS

You can't really blame them. It's the parents that do all that shit

He can count to potato

"17 dead after flying garbage truck hits hitlers grave"

EVIL
EVIL EVIL EEEVIIIIL

*hands you asthma inhaler*

"You mirrin' brah?"

Kanye 2 is going to be put up to the Kanye 2 test but he needs his Kanye 2 rest

(seven weeks later)
(Epic narrorator voice): A simple suspension of a teacher separated a school. Those for her, and those against. Obviously, the dispute was fierce. Fights, pranks, even a few property damage charges were placed. The hallways contained the sounds of cursing between the two sides. It got bad enough to where classes were separated because of the fighting. It wasn't this bad until about three weeks ago. There was a kid out in the halls. Everyone was silent that day. The kid started chanting a small little chant. "NO MORE APRIL". More started to join. "NO MORE APRIL". A few supporters started yelling and cursing. More and more were chanting. The line between the two was becoming more apparent, until a large space between the two group stretched across the hall. Then the insults started flying. "YOUR ALL TUMBLR CUNTS." "SOULESS JERKS". Teachers started to come out to stop, but a few actually joined sides. Then. The shove that shook the school. It was a full out fight.

Some one bit the b8

Checked it, I thought it would say "fuck a chicken with a shovel" or something like that, but were good

Now we need tiny shrek

Youwillhateme, do you know what day it was yesterday?


KICK A GINGER DAY!