Except we don't ask for a cheque (observe the spelling). We say "Bill please" because we want to pay the bill for the food.

Plus we can injure ourselves, even break a limb, and NOT die of shock.

The very first time she aced a test, the teachers should have twigged to something going on. Shame on them for not figuring it out.

"Tax the [cobra] farms" Havelock Vetinari

In 1906: "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." Today, there is a website on "How to Trigger Boomers". Sigh.

Group projects in a nutshell.

I've often wondered how does the wolf get out of the parachute harness???

That bird's name should be "Quoth".

6 grain silos in Victoria Australia, spread out over 200km. Absolutely stunning art work on each of them. I can't add the link, but if you google silo trail Victoria you'll find them.

Nordic mythology says Freya rode in a sleigh drawn by a couple of these guys.

Sorry to US wait staff on here. My 15 year old daughter in Tasmania, Australia just started her first waitressing job. She gets $15.03 per hour. No tips required. Value of Aussie dollar is not that different to the US, but we do charge $4.95 for a coffee.

When my kids ask me why I don't like saying "F*** you" I tell them it's because its a lazy way to insult someone. This proves my point. Priceless.

How did they get the samples???

Fawlty Towers: the origin of the phrase "This hotel would be so much more efficient if it weren't for all these stupid guests". There's no way a show like that would get permission today, so amazingly politically incorrect but still one of the funniest shows ever.

Hot as hell = bad. Cool as hell = good. Wise man = good. Wise guy = bad

I thought the first pic was from an African or African/American woman. Why is no-one calling out colour appropriation?

Years ago, some TAFE colleges in Australia (trade schools, not university but tertiary education) ran free childcare centres staffed by students studying Childcare courses, giving the students supervised work experience and mothers a chance for an education. Given the profit margin of universities and colleges, rostering students of Education to run similar childcare should be a feasible option.

The true brilliance of this is that only men will read it while in the act. (I'm a woman and I think this is very funny! Mind you I have sons.)

Alligator lizards are not exactly tiny, he must have made a massive hole in his leg!

The correct choice

On the upside she now gets free accommodation and health care for as long as she is in prison.

Hamish and his best mate Andy had the best drive home radio shows in Australia for years. This was one of the funniest segments they ever did.